The Dogmatic Laws of Weluvducsoha are given through the co-founders and the MOHC in order to enable the cleve-people to live better lives.
Of course since nobody actually tries all that hard to follow the dogmatic laws, most of the laws that the co-founders created are designed to simply allow people to do what they would naturally do anyway. For example, a dogmatic law saying that "if you hold your breath for more than a month you will die" would be relatively easy to enforce and therefore a good candidate for dogmaticism in Weluvducsoha.
The only other reason that the co-founders create dogmatic laws is to win a particular argument with either a heretic or with a particularly subversive or annoying member of the religion. An example of what such a law could be is "Go sit in a corner and be quiet!" Although this isn't currently a dogmatic law, maybe it should be.
Currently, the dogmatic laws of weluvducsoha are:
Thou shall not sing along to the evil song which shall not be named!
Thou shall not hold the company of persons of three sexes.
All persons of three sexes shall be comdemned to the planet of eternal sodemy.
If you are condemned by a co-founder of the religion, you can only be un-condemned by a co-founded of the religion...
...It has to be that co-founder, not the other one.
Co-founders of the religion cannot be condemned.
If at any point in time the founders of the religion want to declare themselves the rulers of the universe, they can and they are.
Ian can be back in the religion if he agrees to write the book of Clevenisis so that we can have some clearly non-sensical statements about the origin of the universe. (note for Ian: It would be preferable if you maintained that the earth was shaped like an avocado.)
The meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything is most definatly 42
The world will end in Ninteen Eighty Seven
Cats are better then dogs, soha!
Thou shalt not deny that 9x6=42
All your base
Are belong to us.